Lengebrull is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic giraffe.

Lengebrull created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lengebrull, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lengebrull, it will turn you into a rock.

Lengebrull's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lengebrull's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lengebrull.