Dingubcum is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty fish.

Dingubcum created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Dingubcum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dingubcum, it will send you a sign.

Dingubcum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dingubcum's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dingubcum.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Never wear stockings.