Cussbastneg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating dryad.

Cussbastneg created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cussbastneg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cussbastneg, he will laugh at you.

Cussbastneg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cussbastneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never paint your face magenta.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.