Dubmislen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil toad.

Dubmislen created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubmislen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dubmislen, it will turn you into a tree.

Dubmislen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dubmislen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never eat bark.