Basskarnab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic jaguar.

Basskarnab created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basskarnab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Basskarnab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Basskarnab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Basskarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of cats.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.