Boghotpang is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest gorilla.

Boghotpang created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boghotpang, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boghotpang, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Boghotpang's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Boghotpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help bats.

4. You must pray to Boghotpang four times a day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.