But is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective goat.

But created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in But, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in But, it will laugh at you.

But's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

But's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.