Naksabnar is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, calm crow.

Naksabnar created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksabnar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Naksabnar, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Naksabnar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Naksabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.