Yarcemquat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent raven.

Yarcemquat created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarcemquat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarcemquat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yarcemquat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yarcemquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never hurt snails.