Buncitbid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, proud bear.

Buncitbid created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Buncitbid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Buncitbid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Buncitbid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Buncitbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.