Yarvondit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental mouse.

Yarvondit created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarvondit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarvondit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yarvondit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yarvondit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never paint your arms violet.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.