Ingjoncar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective jackal.

Ingjoncar created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjoncar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingjoncar, it will turn you into a frog.

Ingjoncar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ingjoncar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not take Ingjoncar's name in vain.