Pitboggod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic weasel.

Pitboggod created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitboggod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitboggod, he will be very sad.

Pitboggod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pitboggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Pitboggod on top of important buildings.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat carrots.