Wegquamdav is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic gnu.

Wegquamdav created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegquamdav, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegquamdav, it will be very sad.

Wegquamdav's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wegquamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. You must love Wegquamdav.