Rotmumcet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective badger.

Rotmumcet created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotmumcet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rotmumcet, she will turn you into a plant.

Rotmumcet's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rotmumcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.