Konyartdud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental swallow.

Konyartdud created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konyartdud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konyartdud, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Konyartdud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Konyartdud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Konyartdud on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt snails.