Rutbastvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, amazing butterfly.

Rutbastvan created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbastvan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutbastvan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rutbastvan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rutbastvan's Holy Commandments

1. Rutbastvan loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Do not speak about nuts.