Vogfotlun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy bear.

Vogfotlun created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogfotlun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vogfotlun, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Vogfotlun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vogfotlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.
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