Cidfarlag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive swan.

Cidfarlag created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cidfarlag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cidfarlag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cidfarlag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cidfarlag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three great tits approach from the west.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from white moths for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cidfarlag on top of all buildings.