Doblikdav is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying hyena.

Doblikdav created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Doblikdav, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Doblikdav, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Doblikdav's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Doblikdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Always obey Doblikdav's priests.

4. Do not take Doblikdav's name in vain.

5. You must love Doblikdav.