Dapraklab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental bat.

Dapraklab created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapraklab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dapraklab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dapraklab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dapraklab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if six moths approach from the east.