Monstanbest is a god.

She takes the form of a small, intelligent parrot.

Monstanbest created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Monstanbest, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Monstanbest, she will turn you into a frog.

Monstanbest's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Monstanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Monstanbest's priests.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.