Mabmiflop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate snail.

Mabmiflop created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabmiflop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabmiflop, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Mabmiflop's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mabmiflop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. You must love Mabmiflop.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray immersed in water.