Dibhigvag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring troll.

Dibhigvag created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhigvag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dibhigvag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibhigvag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dibhigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about stars.