Jatmotbam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful zebra.

Jatmotbam created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatmotbam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jatmotbam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jatmotbam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jatmotbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face red.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always obey Jatmotbam's priests.