Gidmuthan Cidmet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient rat.

Gidmuthan Cidmet created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmuthan Cidmet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gidmuthan Cidmet, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gidmuthan Cidmet's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gidmuthan Cidmet's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gidmuthan Cidmet first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Worship no other gods but Gidmuthan Cidmet.

5. Do not chop down trees.