Cetfliggig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet shark.

Cetfliggig created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetfliggig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cetfliggig, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cetfliggig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cetfliggig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Cetfliggig loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shave your arms.