Sithubbat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, cheerful donkey.

Sithubbat created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sithubbat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sithubbat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sithubbat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sithubbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about gravity.