Sakbessgar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent grasshopper.

Sakbessgar created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbessgar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sakbessgar, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sakbessgar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sakbessgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. You must never eat figs.