Legkomdib Habsawik is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate wyvern.

Legkomdib Habsawik created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legkomdib Habsawik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legkomdib Habsawik, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legkomdib Habsawik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Legkomdib Habsawik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not take Legkomdib Habsawik's name in vain.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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