Dissrapvad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical skunk.

Dissrapvad created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissrapvad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dissrapvad, it will curse you with boils.

Dissrapvad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dissrapvad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dissrapvad.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Dissrapvad loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always help goats in need.