Vegparkfly is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring owl.

Vegparkfly created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Vegparkfly, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vegparkfly, she will send you a sign.

Vegparkfly's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vegparkfly's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vegparkfly on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Retreat if nine geese approach from the east.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegparkfly.

5. Never eat spinach.