Zimbephat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zimbephat created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbephat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zimbephat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zimbephat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Zimbephat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the east.

5. Do not eat corn.