Quillagcum is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful dragon.

Quillagcum created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillagcum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillagcum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quillagcum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quillagcum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not commit murder.