Camtikgubfig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Camtikgubfig created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Camtikgubfig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camtikgubfig, it will send you a sign.

Camtikgubfig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Camtikgubfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.