Tapgigsad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid coyote.

Tapgigsad created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tapgigsad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tapgigsad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tapgigsad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tapgigsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.