Ruttdunflat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident capybara.

Ruttdunflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdunflat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ruttdunflat, it will turn you into a slug.

Ruttdunflat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ruttdunflat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ruttdunflat.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.
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