Cipjipwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able goblin.

Cipjipwat created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipjipwat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cipjipwat, it will ignore you.

Cipjipwat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cipjipwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.