Busmifged is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Busmifged created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Busmifged, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Busmifged, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Busmifged's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Busmifged's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Busmifged on top of all buildings.
3. Always look after injured rats.
4. Never eat carrots.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.