Bonjadtan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking seal.

Bonjadtan created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonjadtan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonjadtan, it will not care at all.

Bonjadtan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bonjadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Bonjadtan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about gravity.