Negtancib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful mole.

Negtancib created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negtancib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Negtancib, he will boil you in a big pot.

Negtancib's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Negtancib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Negtancib.