Xemdagomtbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful skunk.

Xemdagomtbab created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemdagomtbab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xemdagomtbab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xemdagomtbab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Xemdagomtbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.