Rendagfas is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust manatee.

Rendagfas created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rendagfas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rendagfas, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rendagfas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rendagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Run away from magenta moths, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.