Cadbumfed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind dolphin.

Cadbumfed created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cadbumfed, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadbumfed, she will come to you in dreams.

Cadbumfed's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cadbumfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cadbumfed.

4. Run away if seven ducks approach from the north.

5. Never wear violet kilts.