Jigsomtit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witless wyrm.

Jigsomtit created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigsomtit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigsomtit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jigsomtit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jigsomtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away if six porpoises approach from the east.

5. Never talk about comets.