Yok Labyokceb Cemmadtammum is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective armadillo.

Yok Labyokceb Cemmadtammum created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yok Labyokceb Cemmadtammum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yok Labyokceb Cemmadtammum, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yok Labyokceb Cemmadtammum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yok Labyokceb Cemmadtammum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Put Yok Labyokceb Cemmadtammum first in all things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yok Labyokceb Cemmadtammum.