Dutrulldum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dutrulldum created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutrulldum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dutrulldum, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dutrulldum's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dutrulldum's Holy Commandments

1. Dutrulldum must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Worship no other gods but Dutrulldum.

4. You must pray to Dutrulldum seven times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.