Veglargyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing shark.

Veglargyatt created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veglargyatt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veglargyatt, it will strike you with lightening.

Veglargyatt's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Veglargyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Put Veglargyatt first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never sing near sheep.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.