Belldubced is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered naga.

Belldubced created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belldubced, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Belldubced, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Belldubced's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Belldubced's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to mites while wearing white shirts.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Put Belldubced first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.