Dunzidnib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful squirrel.

Dunzidnib created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dunzidnib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dunzidnib, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dunzidnib's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dunzidnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Dunzidnib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. You must love Dunzidnib.